I know better than you do about how you should do your job
I know better than you do about how you should do your job
We all know better than you do, about you, and how you, should do your job.

I know better than you do about how you should raise your kids
Make sure there's no boundaries, or gifts that are off limits
Then pack 'em full of sugar! And yell at them for getting excited
Yes I know better than you do about how you should raise your kids

I know better than you do about the foods that you should eat
Cavemen didn't eat dairy! So really why should we?
I've narrowed down our problems, and it was centuries of eating wheat!
Yes I know better than you do about the foods that you should eat

I know better than you do about how to afford a house
It's pretty simply really, you get the money for a house
Now if you can't get a job which would allow you to afford a house,
Then I can't really help you if you want to buy a house.

I know better than you do about how you should live your life
You should have a family, that has a husband and a wife
And I don’t need to know you to give you all of my advice
Because I'd know better than you do about how you should live your life

I know better than you do about how you should do your job
I know better than you do about how you should do your job
We all know better than you do, about you, and how you, should do your job.